Clemson guard Brevin Galloway says his ‘balls exploded’

I’m right here as we speak to inform you the story of how, allegedly, a Clemson basketball participant’s “balls exploded.” Nonetheless, what I’m actually doing is attempting to write down sufficient dick jokes to hit 200 phrases so this weblog put up can get picked up in Google search earlier than 15,000 different websites put up it. So, my apologies to Brevin Galloway and his testicles, as a result of I don’t really feel like lowering my self-worth by delving deep into no matter occurred in his shorts. (The college referred to as it an “belly problem.”)

Right here’s what transpired, per Galloway

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After lifting and taking a nap, “I awoke from my nap, my balls, and my nutsack have been exploded,” he stated.

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I’m at 107 words (and counting) so I don’t need many more to hit my goal, so here are some ball jokes that will hopefully put me out of my misery.

“Larry Bird doesn’t do as much ballhandling in a night as you do in an hour.” (RIP John Sweet.)

There’s a Sam Cassell Huge Balls celebration joke in right here someplace, I simply don’t know tips on how to phrase it that’s not compelled.

Ditto for a reference to the large ball episode of South Park, the place Randy carts his clackers round in a wheelbarrow. Perhaps if we may pipe within the music from that episode with this put up prefer it’s a MySpace web page. I don’t know. I’m at 238 phrases, so I’m carried out.